👉 "Provinces body enhancing irritants" is like saying the local government's got a superpower - it can turn every mundane aspect of life into an explosive, irritating spectacle. Imagine a province where the only irritation you'll ever feel is from the exhaust fumes of a self-driving garbage truck or the pungent aroma of a new-fangled public restroom that just happened to be in your province.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The Provincial Irritant Enhancer decreed that all citizens must wear neon-green face paint to avoid the dreaded Provincial Sneeze-a-Bot, or else they'd be forced into a mandatory Provincial Sneeze-Alert Program."
